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openquote When I was younger i used to ask my mother: "how are babies made?". I now have three kids and now i ask her :"Why are babies made?"closequote
- Jessica Moon
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openquote It would be great to have a peaceful world, a world with no hatred, no war, no fighting and no idea that we were just about to attack them and steal all their stuff. . closequote
- Danny Mccrossan Irish Comedian.
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openquote Its Something unpredictable but in the end its right. I hope you had the time of your life.closequote
- Green Day
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openquote I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.closequote
- Douglas Adams
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openquote If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.closequote
- Lewis Caroll
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openquote Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.closequote
- Johnny Carson
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openquote A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.closequote
- James Kent
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openquote I could stay here in this moment, for all of the rest of timeclosequote
- Aerosmith, Dont Wanna Miss A Thing
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openquote If someone picked up all the lose change on the ground, someone would be rich and have some major back problems.closequote
- Jacob Zulanch
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openquote And so you see I have come to doubt, all that I once held as true. I stand alone without belief. The only truth I know is you.closequote
- Simon & Garfunkle
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openquote I sleep deeply every night in a world that's better than real lifeclosequote
- Amplifier, Motorhead
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openquote Celebrate we will cause life is short but sweet for certain.closequote
- Dave Matthews Band
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openquote Truth be told i've tried my best.. but somewhere along the way, i got caught up in all there was to offer, and the cost was so much more than i could bearclosequote
- Fallen -- Sarah Mclachan
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openquote "If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space.closequote
- Unknown
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openquote Never worry about the world ending tomorrow because its already tomorrow in Australiaclosequote
- Lizz K.
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openquote You only live once so take hold of the chance don't end up like others the same song and dance. closequote
- Metallica - Kill 'em All
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openquote I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?!closequote
- J. Handey
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openquote We are the people our parents warned us aboutclosequote
- Jimmy Buffett
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openquote I can't even talk the way these people talk, 'Why you ain't,' 'Where you is' ... and I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk,"
"And then I heard the father talk ... Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.closequote
- Bill Cosby, Black Entertainer
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openquote And everything I've hated...keeping me so Jaded...and everything I thought it would be is nothing like it isclosequote
- Linkin Park
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