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openquote No people to praise,
Myself only hurt,
Nothing to do anymore,
I think it's time I leave,
Never to return,
Only to prosper and die.
No one to care,
No more will power to fight,
I guess this maybe my good bye,
just promise one thing,
remember just one thing,
I shall remember you for you,
love you for you,
not for another.closequote
- Sarah Violet
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openquote If you are late never see the watch.closequote
- Shaibal Basu
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openquote When life gives you Melons, you may be dyslexicclosequote
- Andrew Hamilton
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openquote She paints a pretty picture
But her picture has a twist
Her paintbrush is a razor
And her canvas is her wrist..closequote
- Online Quote
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openquote I don't know where I'm going, I just know I got to keep going.closequote
- -tori Bowling
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openquote You think God never farted?closequote
- Brett Farve
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openquote Define humans?
Humans are the organism who cut trees to make paper and write on that paper "save trees"closequote
- Munavir
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openquote All mothers give birth to babies while my mother gave birth to a legend.closequote
- Barney Stinson
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openquote The teacher wonders but she doesnt ask its hard to see the pain behind the mask bearing the burden of a seceret storm sometimes she wishes she was never bornclosequote
- Mariah
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openquote "One man's toxic sludge is another mans potpourri."
A dog barks
"I don't know, it's some kind of soup."closequote
- The Grinch, Jim Carrey
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openquote Love is a feeling of madness in the heart of someoneclosequote
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openquote As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.closequote
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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openquote God is the best listener. You don't need to shout nor cry out loud because He hears even the silent prayer of a sincere heart!closequote
- Unknown
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openquote Day Dreaming is about entering a new journey yet you are wide awake...closequote
- Proxy
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openquote If you fall down get a band aid, if you don't then don't bother getting back up.closequote
- Emily D
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openquote Lif's too short to love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shotclosequote
- Modest Mouse
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openquote Did u ever walked in a room and forget why u walked in i think that how dog spend their lives.closequote
- Himanshu Bora
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openquote The only people pretenders impress are other pretendersclosequote
- Anonymous
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openquote No is a character-building word.
(from the book "Your Ex-Boyfriend Will Hate This")closequote
- Blue Sullivan
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openquote The earth provides enough to satisfy everyone's need but not for everyone's greed closequote
- Mahatma Gandhi.
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