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openquote Define humans?
Humans are the organism who cut trees to make paper and write on that paper "save trees"closequote
- Munavir
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openquote All mothers give birth to babies while my mother gave birth to a legend.closequote
- Barney Stinson
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openquote The teacher wonders but she doesnt ask its hard to see the pain behind the mask bearing the burden of a seceret storm sometimes she wishes she was never bornclosequote
- Mariah
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openquote "One man's toxic sludge is another mans potpourri."
A dog barks
"I don't know, it's some kind of soup."closequote
- The Grinch, Jim Carrey
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openquote Love is a feeling of madness in the heart of someoneclosequote
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openquote As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.closequote
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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openquote God is the best listener. You don't need to shout nor cry out loud because He hears even the silent prayer of a sincere heart!closequote
- Unknown
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openquote Day Dreaming is about entering a new journey yet you are wide awake...closequote
- Proxy
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openquote If you fall down get a band aid, if you don't then don't bother getting back up.closequote
- Emily D
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openquote Lif's too short to love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shotclosequote
- Modest Mouse
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openquote Did u ever walked in a room and forget why u walked in i think that how dog spend their lives.closequote
- Himanshu Bora
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openquote The only people pretenders impress are other pretendersclosequote
- Anonymous
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openquote No is a character-building word.
(from the book "Your Ex-Boyfriend Will Hate This")closequote
- Blue Sullivan
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openquote The earth provides enough to satisfy everyone's need but not for everyone's greed closequote
- Mahatma Gandhi.
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openquote To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.closequote
- Oscar Wilde
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openquote I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have no money. closequote
- George Rainbow
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openquote Any one can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.closequote
- Anonymous
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openquote We stopped looking for monsters under our beds when we realized they were inside of usclosequote
- The Joker
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openquote About | Osho Satsang.org/e0a4“e0a4b6e0a5‹ e0a4b8e0a4a4e0a58de2€8de0a4b8e0a4‚e0a4— Pretty nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wshied to say that I have truly enjoyed browsing your blog posts. In any case I'll be subscribing to your rss feed and I hope you write again very soon!closequote
- Amit
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openquote If everyone's a structure where their own Saviour sits, then I'm a little black house, but no one is living in it.closequote
- Brand New
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