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openquote Son: mom can I go out? Mom: why do ask questions you already know the answer to.closequote
- Parent
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openquote People who procrastinate always have something to look forward to.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 19:55:06 by Linda Beth




openquote Laughter is contagious....expose yourself to it regularly.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:54:24 by Linda Beth

openquote A girl called reanna always is called a shelley.closequote
- Reannabanna
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openquote Whenever anything goes wrong, blame your ancestors. They started it!closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:45:27 by Linda Beth

openquote Don't take yourself too seriously...no one else does.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:41:47 by Linda Beth

openquote Time waits for no one....except the watch repairman.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:40:40 by Linda Beth

openquote Why does a woman always tell you to watch her purse when it doesn't do anything?closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:39:20 by Linda Beth

openquote By the time you get life figured out, there isn't much of it left.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:35:06 by Linda Beth

openquote Sometimes it is better to enjoy the shade than to bask in the sunlight.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 18:27:54 by Linda Beth

openquote When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.closequote
- Unknown
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-29 17:14:01

openquote You dont know what its like to be like me. To be hurt to feel lost to be left out in the dark. To be kicked when your down to feel like youve been pushed around.closequote
- Simple Plan, Welcome To My Life
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-28 00:24:49 by Ashley(:

openquote Gloomy is Sunday,
With shadows I spend in all
My heart and i
Have decided to end it all
Soon there'll be flowers
And prayers that are sad I know
let them not weepclosequote
- Mel
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-27 15:41:15 by "gloomy Sunday" By Emile Autumn, Billie Holiday, And A Bun

openquote Dead is the new alive
Despair's the new survival
A pointless point of view
Give in, give in, give in, give in
You play the game
You'll never winclosequote
- Emilie Autumn, Dead Is The New Alive
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-27 15:33:20 by Mel

openquote You're going to catch a clold, From the ice inside your sould. Dont come back for me. Who do you think you are?closequote
- Christina Perri, Jar Of Hearts
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-27 09:24:00

openquote He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed.closequote
- Munib Ch
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-26 06:31:26 by Munib

openquote Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and good things never dieclosequote
- Shawshank Redemption
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-25 11:37:51 by Jordan Perkins

openquote Give me something to believe
Cause I am living just to breath
And I need something more
To keep on breathing for
So give me something to believeclosequote
- The Bravery, Believe
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-24 00:59:32

openquote Give me something to believe
Cause I am living just to breath
And I need something more
To keep on breathing for
So give me something to believeclosequote
- The Bravery, Believe
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-24 00:45:17

openquote ~I know my mind is near the end, God, i hurt myself and fell.closequote
- Hollywood Undead
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-20 21:47:09


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