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- Comedian Spike Milligan On His Own Headstone.
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"Before you waz born I did"
Chuck Conners and Burl Ives in the movie A Big Country.

- Warren Piggott
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On former goon Spike Milligons headstone.
Also an explaination for my arriving at my own oxy moron.
I know a guy that always talks up his image. Going to the gym and constantly commenting on girls and women as if an expert womaniser. But in the twenty or so years I’ve known him he hasn’t had one girlfriend or relationship with any. Before I met him he had apparently been in a marriage that was a disaster. I have always suspected he was closet gay which he denies. I refer to him as “The Celebrant Stud” (which isn’t the correct word) so how about “The abstinent stud”.

- Warren Piggott
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- Nirvana, Lithium
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Student: why are you teaching during my conversation

- Me Lol
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- Bumper Sticker
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- Henkel
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Behind this innocent smile of mine, lay words that go unsaid. Words of longing, love, anger, and hate, all repeating inside my head.
Tears have come and tears have gone. My emotional torment still lives on. The scars right here upon my wrist, are what have helped me get through this.
I just wanna end it all. Should I trip or should I fall. Wills omeone be there to catch me when I'm falling to the ground, or will I be there forever lying there with no sound.
i feel like my heart has been ripped out, thrown on the ground, stamped on, spat at, i want to cry all day, all night i still manage those words with a fake smile to hide all the pain ‘im fine'
How I feel, does not involve you, just tell me to smile, people are always telling me to smile, like smiling is going to just take away all the hurt and pain. Well I've tried that I've tried hiding my sorrows and covering the sadness in smiles and what I've learned is that when it hurts this much inside your heart always has a way of showing it no matter how many masks you wear.
Everyone looks at my face, they see a smile, but what about inside, the pain, the hurt, the cry, everything nobody knows.

- Ellie Drummond
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- Mikkim
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- Mikim...
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- Unknown
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- Tallahasee
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- John Mckay - Tampa Bay Head Coach (1st Year)
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- John Madden
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- John Madden
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There's a beautiful sadness that runs through him

- The Hoosiers
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This is the way you left me,
I'm not pretending.
No hope, no love, no glory,
No Happy Ending.
This is the way that we love,
Like it's forever.
Then live the rest of our life,
But not together.

- Mika
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Just TV to hold my hand
Let's throw death away (x2)
Solitary life
Though you were sitting by my side
Let's throw death away (x2)

- Biffy Cylro
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They become the only way to a wonderful life with a happy ending

- Biffy Cylro
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- Biffy Cylro
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