Funny Famous Quotes | Unfunny Famous Quotes

Recent Famous Quotes

These great famous quotes were recently submitted by visitors. They have not yet been edited by the webmaster.
Page: 264 of 379

openquote I am absolutely convinced that no wealth in the world can help humanity forward, even in the hands of the most devoted worker. The example of great and pure individuals is the only thing that can lead us to noble thoughts and deeds. Money only appeals to selfishness and irresistibly invites abuse. Can anyone imagine Moses, Jesus or Ghandi armed with the money-bags of Carnegie?closequote
- Albert Einstein
9
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-08-19 05:13:19

openquote You miss 90 percent of the shots you don't take. closequote
- Wayne Gretzky
1
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-08-18 12:15:32




openquote I never counted sheep...I counted my blessings closequote
- Yelawolf
1
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-08-17 01:23:13

openquote Maybe Life Is Merely A Grand Illusion... Reality Then Is Just A Fleeting Dream From Which We Will One Day Waken.closequote
- George D. Canavos
0
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-08-16 11:11:15

openquote Don't sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things!closequote
- George Carlin
1
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-08-15 15:50:15

openquote You'll never find happiness while you live inside hate.closequote
- Crown The Empire
0
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-08-12 02:15:28

openquote Hey, I really like your site if I'm honest. Where did you obtain it built?closequote
- Free Dating Sites
0
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-08-10 06:07:52 by Free Dating Sites

openquote If Michael Jackson's dad forced him to be a boxer and Muhammed Ali's dad forced him to be a singer and a dancer, imagine how disastrous their lives would be. closequote
- Dipsy Jay
1
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-08-09 16:46:10 by Dipsy Jay

openquote No game has got cheats than marriage. Not even G.T.Aclosequote
- King Vyrus
1
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-08-08 19:59:06 by Kwaku Asirifi Adjei

openquote Sometimes I ask myself, "why marry?", it seems I love every girl. closequote
- King Vyrus
0
1
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-08-08 19:57:18 by Kwaku Asirifi Adjei

openquote If you have nothing doing, don't do it here.closequote
- King Vyrus
2
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-08-08 19:43:08 by King

openquote To Err Is Human... To Project Blame Onto Someone Else, Is Management Potential.closequote
- George D. Canavos
3
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-08-03 04:51:42

openquote I need someone to show me
The things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness
I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me is so unreal.closequote
- Black Sabbath
0
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-07-31 18:29:45 by Paranoid

openquote I don't know where we're going from here but its time to sing the saddest song. Looking alive with a broken mind, why dont you ever take my side?closequote
- Skylight By Biffy Clyro
0
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-07-31 12:57:30 by Monthebiff

openquote The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.closequote
- Douglas Adams
0
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-07-28 21:37:28

openquote Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a lifeclosequote
- The Fray - How To Save A Life
0
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-07-25 15:35:33

openquote Hell is empty and all the devils are hereclosequote
- William Shakespeare
4
1
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-07-18 20:12:56

openquote To avoid backstabbers is to not turn your back against them...closequote
- Frederich
1
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-07-16 11:25:58

openquote Am still breathing, thats the most important, i avoid problems so i stay isolated.closequote
- Architect Legacy (the Legendary)
1
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-07-14 12:12:04

openquote My legs are dangling off the edge, the bottom of the bottle is my only friend, i think i slit my wrist again and i'm gone, gone, gone, gone.closequote
- Hollywood Undead
0
0
<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-07-13 09:19:00


Submit a famous quote here:



Famous Quotes
Unfunny quotes
Funny Status Messages