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openquote Practice makes a women perfect.closequote
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openquote Sm0ke weed eieryday, f8ck bitches get no sc0p9s and drink m0un7ain 4ew, 420 bloazeclosequote
- Vaghinaxpounder
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openquote A filled cup cannot take anymore and a preset mind cannot accept realityclosequote
- Self
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openquote If winter comes can spring be far behind?closequote
- P B Shelley
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openquote "I don't care if my business doesn't make profits, as long as it employs people then its okay"closequote
- Blessings Makanje
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2014-09-13 05:17:45 by Kyle

openquote The only time awoman asks me aquestion that i will care much about is when she is my house help and she is asking me about what i want to eat.closequote
- Job Osuret
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2014-09-10 15:42:22 by Job Osuret

openquote I AM INSPIRED BY NONE BECAUSE I AM INSPIRATION MYSELFclosequote
- Unknown
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openquote I havereached an age when i read every obituary just to make sure that it is not mineclosequote
- Sharad Malaviya
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2014-09-01 10:33:43 by Sharad Malaviya

openquote I havereached an age when i read every obituary just to make sure that it is not mineclosequote
- Sharad Malaviya
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openquote I havereached an age when i read every obituary just to make sure that it is not mineclosequote
- Sharad Malaviya
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openquote Just because you're imperfect doesn't mean you're a bad person. You do mess, but you remain human.closequote
- Ahldeter
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openquote What is the difference between women and cycle?
To cycle first pump then jump and to woman it is vice versaclosequote
- Ascetic
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2014-08-25 11:29:46 by Zahid

openquote They say it's what you make
I say it's up to fate
It's woven in my soul
I need to let you go

Your eyes, they shine so bright
I wanna save that light
I can't escape this now
Unless you show me howclosequote
- Imagine Dragons, Demons
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openquote Silly kitty, leaving perfectly horizontal lines all over my wristclosequote
- Me
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2014-07-23 16:51:12 by Forgotten

openquote What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you?closequote
- The Script
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2014-07-23 16:47:15 by Forgotten

openquote All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot. closequote
- Dr. Seuss
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2014-07-19 17:23:47

openquote Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift, that's why they call it the present closequote
- Master Uugway
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openquote "They say It's not over till the fat lady sings," Krillin.
"I think she just hummed a few notes," Vegeta.closequote
- Vegeta And Krillin-dbz
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openquote Smiling like theres nothing wrong your good at smiling so keep it plastered on until the morning or we fall downclosequote
- Lie To Me, The Wanted
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openquote We cover up our scars and never let them go fix up our broken hearts this love is sewnclosequote
- Love Sewn, The Wanted
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