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"Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris."
"The Black Eyed Peas were originally named The Peas""....until they met Chuck Norris."""
"Chuck Norris once did steroids, and the pills got stronger."
"if they can't kill Michael Myers, they should just call Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris runs android on his I-Phone
Chuck Norris will whoop your @ss till your blood bleeds!
The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back."
"Chuck Norris didn't always drink milk as a baby, but when he did, he preferred dos boobies"
"When Chuck Norris takes a stroll through the ghetto, the homies pull up their pants and speak English correctly. "
"Oh c'mon guys. Chuck Norris is just a dumb actor. If he were some sort of superbeing, he'd come to my house and smash my face into my keyboa4egwsdvc8 ohuiblj4g evda zcg 9ob, jlmevda z"
Please No More Chuck Norris wanna be jokes...holly Crap...is this the only American Icon you yanks have?...
"When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he found it and got it back."
"Chuck Norris is not tough. He is a short religious fanatic who developed his own style"" or martial arts that NO ONE practices.. Quit with the ""Chuck Norris facts or Jokes"" They are STUPID. John Wayne was a real American. """
Chuck Norris' sperm count is so high that b!tches have to chew before they can swallow his load
I can post a Chuck Norris post it got me 70 plus likes....I think someone is mad they didn't come up with it lol
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
"When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the a$$, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face. "
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty