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"they once made a toilet paper after Chuck Norris, but it wouldn't take any shit from anyone"
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it
"Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris."
"The Black Eyed Peas were originally named The Peas""....until they met Chuck Norris."""
"Chuck Norris once did steroids, and the pills got stronger."
"if they can't kill Michael Myers, they should just call Chuck Norris."
Submitted: 10-31-2011 01:49 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris runs android on his I-Phone
Submitted: 11-20-2011 20:20 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris will whoop your @ss till your blood bleeds!
Submitted: 11-21-2011 09:33 Comments (0)
The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
Submitted: 11-21-2011 20:35 Comments (0)
"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back."
"Chuck Norris didn't always drink milk as a baby, but when he did, he preferred dos boobies"
"When Chuck Norris takes a stroll through the ghetto, the homies pull up their pants and speak English correctly. "
"Oh c'mon guys. Chuck Norris is just a dumb actor. If he were some sort of superbeing, he'd come to my house and smash my face into my keyboa4egwsdvc8 ohuiblj4g evda zcg 9ob, jlmevda z"
Submitted: 12-13-2011 08:59 Comments (0)
"Please.....Chuck Norris is no superman"". He is not even a good actor!"""
Submitted: 12-13-2011 09:09 Comments (0)
Please No More Chuck Norris wanna be jokes...holly Crap...is this the only American Icon you yanks have?...
Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:13 Comments (0)
"When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he found it and got it back."
Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:27 Comments (0)
"Chuck Norris is not tough. He is a short religious fanatic who developed his own style"" or martial arts that NO ONE practices.. Quit with the ""Chuck Norris facts or Jokes"" They are STUPID. John Wayne was a real American. """
Submitted: 12-13-2011 13:16 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris' sperm count is so high that b!tches have to chew before they can swallow his load
Submitted: 12-13-2011 14:02 Comments (0)
I can post a Chuck Norris post it got me 70 plus likes....I think someone is mad they didn't come up with it lol
Submitted: 12-13-2011 15:01 Comments (0)