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"they once made a toilet paper after Chuck Norris, but it wouldn't take any shit from anyone"
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 02:18 by jessica mollett Comments (0)


Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris."
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:04 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


"The Black Eyed Peas were originally named The Peas""....until they met Chuck Norris."""
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris once did steroids, and the pills got stronger."
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


"if they can't kill Michael Myers, they should just call Chuck Norris."
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Submitted: 10-31-2011 01:49 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris runs android on his I-Phone
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Submitted: 11-20-2011 20:20 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris will whoop your @ss till your blood bleeds!
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Submitted: 11-21-2011 09:33 Comments (0)


The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-21-2011 20:35 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back."
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Submitted: 12-08-2011 00:08 by g0re Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris didn't always drink milk as a baby, but when he did, he preferred dos boobies"
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 06:56 by g0re Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris takes a stroll through the ghetto, the homies pull up their pants and speak English correctly. "
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 07:00 by g0re Comments (0)


"Oh c'mon guys. Chuck Norris is just a dumb actor. If he were some sort of superbeing, he'd come to my house and smash my face into my keyboa4egwsdvc8 ohuiblj4g evda zcg 9ob, jlmevda z"
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 08:59 Comments (0)


"Please.....Chuck Norris is no superman"". He is not even a good actor!"""
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 09:09 Comments (0)


Please No More Chuck Norris wanna be jokes...holly Crap...is this the only American Icon you yanks have?...
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:13 Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he found it and got it back."
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:27 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris is not tough. He is a short religious fanatic who developed his own style"" or martial arts that NO ONE practices.. Quit with the ""Chuck Norris facts or Jokes"" They are STUPID. John Wayne was a real American. """
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 13:16 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris' sperm count is so high that b!tches have to chew before they can swallow his load
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 14:02 Comments (0)


I can post a Chuck Norris post it got me 70 plus likes....I think someone is mad they didn't come up with it lol
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 15:01 Comments (0)


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