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Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible
Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
OMG...Chuck Norris Again!! your Chuck Norris is 71 Years Old and Farts Dust...he sucks as an Actor...the only that was ever cool about him was he was once a body guard for ELVIS..but that was 40 yrs ago! he sucks ass and so do you his Disciples'...
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
"When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. "
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris can blow a bubble with beef jerky!
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
Don't forget...Chuck Norris got beat the f#*k up by Bruce Lee
Oh no! The Chuck Norris retard is back again. Please Lord make it stop!!
"This is Chuck Norris, you guys need to stop talking about me, talk sh¡t get h¡t"
BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris defeated by Stephen Hawking's spare wheelchair.
Chuck Norris. It's just a phase.