Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Like for Clint Eastwood and dislike for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 03-07-2012 13:08 Comments (0)

Wishing I were British for a nano-second so I can share the same twisted passion for Chuck Norris, a non entity whom we here in America choose to largely ignore.

Submitted: 03-03-2012 08:26 by Not A Wal-Mart American Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fu$k up.

Submitted: 03-02-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)

I truly beleive that Chuck Norris drives a Tesla Roadster, otherwise he would of done something about those gas prices.

Submitted: 02-29-2012 23:45 by Adrian S. Comments (0)

KID: "I got 87% on the test & you?" ME: "125%" KID: "How? There was no extra credit!?" ME: "I just put Chuck Norris for every answer."

Submitted: 02-19-2012 15:52 by @DonSicks Comments (0)

Betty White....the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of!

Submitted: 02-14-2012 19:34 Comments (0)

There is no theory of evolution. Just certain species that Chuck Norris allows to live !!!

Submitted: 01-30-2012 16:08 by Gary Comments (0)

If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then you both have the same amount of money.

Submitted: 01-14-2012 13:39 by Telvin Zhong Comments (0)

Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. Norris dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all of the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.

Submitted: 01-11-2012 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)

Before every mission, Chuck Norris says "It's Tebow Time"

Submitted: 01-09-2012 13:22 by sully Comments (0)

Even Chuck Norris knows he cannot stop Tim Tebow

Submitted: 01-09-2012 00:38 by wayne Comments (0)

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed he prays to tim tebow

Submitted: 01-08-2012 21:38 by SouthTroy4 Comments (0)

That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes

Submitted: 01-08-2012 06:42 Comments (0)

By no means am I a Chuck Norris fan, but I'd love to see these p@nty waists run their mouths to his face like they do on here.

Submitted: 01-05-2012 11:35 by Joe En Lai Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born

Submitted: 12-27-2011 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Submitted: 12-25-2011 20:05 Comments (0)

Mr. T & Chuck Norris should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"

Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:37 by jitney Comments (0)

Chuck Norris and Mr. T should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"

Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:32 by jitney Comments (0)

I'm about to go footloose on yo ass with a little Chuck Norris behind those kicks

Submitted: 12-21-2011 17:00 by david Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris has actually been dead for the last 5 years, but the grim reaper is too scared to tell him"

Submitted: 12-15-2011 19:36 Comments (0)