Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born

Submitted: 12-27-2011 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Submitted: 12-25-2011 20:05 Comments (0)

Mr. T & Chuck Norris should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"

Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:37 by jitney Comments (0)

Chuck Norris and Mr. T should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"

Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:32 by jitney Comments (0)

I'm about to go footloose on yo ass with a little Chuck Norris behind those kicks

Submitted: 12-21-2011 17:00 by david Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris has actually been dead for the last 5 years, but the grim reaper is too scared to tell him"

Submitted: 12-15-2011 19:36 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

Submitted: 12-15-2011 19:28 Comments (0)

"Spoiler Alert: Chuck Norris kills everybody, including the camera men"

Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:11 Comments (0)

Expendables 2 starring Chuck Norris and his B*tches

Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:09 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris starting in Expendables 2....just to let all the Chuck Norris haters out there know

Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:07 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris called. He wants the 1980's back

Submitted: 12-15-2011 00:00 by zd Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a r@c!st"

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:13 Comments (0)

Stop with the Chuck Norris stuff. It is more lame that your momma jokes!! This is suppose to be a funny site!

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:11 Comments (0)

The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:09 by Katie Comments (0)

Chuck Norris. It's just a phase.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 21:36 Comments (0)

BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris defeated by Stephen Hawking's spare wheelchair.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:37 Comments (0)

"This is Chuck Norris, you guys need to stop talking about me, talk sh¡t get h¡t"

Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:33 Comments (0)

SERIOUSLY THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY STUFF.. Stop with the retarded Chuck Norris crap. It's more lame than your momma jokes!

Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:32 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Oh no! The Chuck Norris retard is back again. Please Lord make it stop!!

Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:49 Comments (0)

Don't forget...Chuck Norris got beat the f#*k up by Bruce Lee

Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:27 Comments (0)