Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. Norris dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all of the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.

Submitted: 01-11-2012 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)

Before every mission, Chuck Norris says "It's Tebow Time"

Submitted: 01-09-2012 13:22 by sully Comments (0)

Even Chuck Norris knows he cannot stop Tim Tebow

Submitted: 01-09-2012 00:38 by wayne Comments (0)

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed he prays to tim tebow

Submitted: 01-08-2012 21:38 by SouthTroy4 Comments (0)

That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes

Submitted: 01-08-2012 06:42 Comments (0)

By no means am I a Chuck Norris fan, but I'd love to see these p@nty waists run their mouths to his face like they do on here.

Submitted: 01-05-2012 11:35 by Joe En Lai Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born

Submitted: 12-27-2011 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Submitted: 12-25-2011 20:05 Comments (0)

Mr. T & Chuck Norris should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"

Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:37 by jitney Comments (0)

Chuck Norris and Mr. T should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"

Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:32 by jitney Comments (0)

I'm about to go footloose on yo ass with a little Chuck Norris behind those kicks

Submitted: 12-21-2011 17:00 by david Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris has actually been dead for the last 5 years, but the grim reaper is too scared to tell him"

Submitted: 12-15-2011 19:36 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

Submitted: 12-15-2011 19:28 Comments (0)

"Spoiler Alert: Chuck Norris kills everybody, including the camera men"

Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:11 Comments (0)

Expendables 2 starring Chuck Norris and his B*tches

Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:09 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris starting in Expendables 2....just to let all the Chuck Norris haters out there know

Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:07 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris called. He wants the 1980's back

Submitted: 12-15-2011 00:00 by zd Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a r@c!st"

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:13 Comments (0)

Stop with the Chuck Norris stuff. It is more lame that your momma jokes!! This is suppose to be a funny site!

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:11 Comments (0)

The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:09 by Katie Comments (0)