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Like for Clint Eastwood and dislike for Chuck Norris
Wishing I were British for a nano-second so I can share the same twisted passion for Chuck Norris, a non entity whom we here in America choose to largely ignore.
When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fu$k up.
I truly beleive that Chuck Norris drives a Tesla Roadster, otherwise he would of done something about those gas prices.
KID: "I got 87% on the test & you?" ME: "125%" KID: "How? There was no extra credit!?" ME: "I just put Chuck Norris for every answer."
Betty White....the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of!
There is no theory of evolution. Just certain species that Chuck Norris allows to live !!!
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then you both have the same amount of money.
Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. Norris dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all of the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.
Before every mission, Chuck Norris says "It's Tebow Time"
Even Chuck Norris knows he cannot stop Tim Tebow
Before Chuck Norris goes to bed he prays to tim tebow
That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes
By no means am I a Chuck Norris fan, but I'd love to see these p@nty waists run their mouths to his face like they do on here.
Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Mr. T & Chuck Norris should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"
Chuck Norris and Mr. T should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"
I'm about to go footloose on yo ass with a little Chuck Norris behind those kicks
"Chuck Norris has actually been dead for the last 5 years, but the grim reaper is too scared to tell him"