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Congratulations Felix Baumgartner! But I heard Chuck Norris jumped from 130,000 feet....without the suit!
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Submitted: 10-14-2012 14:34 by Massena43 Comments (0)


Enjoying a liquid lunch with Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 10-12-2012 12:05 Comments (0)


It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!
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Submitted: 10-10-2012 05:13 by Sorrel Comments (0)


This status is Chuck Norris approved.
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Submitted: 09-11-2012 14:07 by Ishnae Comments (0)


Jesus may have been able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Submitted: 08-18-2012 04:16 by The Chuckinator Comments (0)


FACT_ Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945 and the 'Nazis' surrendered on May 7, 1945.
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Submitted: 08-15-2012 14:37 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris said go to youtube.com/werefamoustrickshots and sub or hes gonna hurt you
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Submitted: 08-04-2012 06:33 by fts pure Comments (0)


DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”
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Submitted: 07-27-2012 23:30 by Gee Comments (0)


Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns.
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Submitted: 07-25-2012 02:31 by 1568 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that is why there is no life there
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Submitted: 06-17-2012 16:03 Comments (0)


When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up
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Submitted: 06-14-2012 11:28 Comments (0)


God may walk on water but Chuck Norris cn swim on land
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Submitted: 06-05-2012 01:38 by Fai\'tjie Comments (0)


Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed...
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Submitted: 05-22-2012 16:20 Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.
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Submitted: 05-21-2012 15:15 by BEGO Comments (0)


The sun gets Chuck Norris burn!
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Submitted: 05-10-2012 14:43 by big-boned Comments (0)


Boooooomm! The sound of Chuck Norris Makeing Love
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 15:01 by Little T Comments (0)


Chuck Norris made dorry stop swiming
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 14:59 by biggydickson Comments (0)


Ever time you jack off Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face with the third fist under his beard
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 14:45 by biggy dickson Comments (0)


Chuck Norris' Birthday is December 22nd... Good luck with that Mayans..
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 13:17 Comments (0)


What makes Chuck Norris so special? Is he a larger verson of Justin Bieber???
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Submitted: 04-13-2012 13:45 by taylor swift fan Comments (0)


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