Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris read FaceBook....Twice.

Submitted: 07-19-2013 06:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not exist. If he existed right now he would be smashing my head on the keyboarj.dbkjls dfaòbslbfaslfbafsdlcvxnmvmalòsdfldjkf sdfhljas

Submitted: 06-21-2013 02:40 by Alexandre Comments (0)

Chuck Norris's email is gmail@chucknorris.com

Submitted: 06-19-2013 15:58 by J.D. Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad"

Submitted: 05-23-2013 18:02 by Chilli Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet

Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:09 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry

Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:08 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris came before the Chicken and the Egg

Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:06 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)

Don't worry... Chuck Norris has about 7 bottle rockets and 10 Roman candles pointed at NK ready to go.

Submitted: 04-06-2013 03:45 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris has a G-mail account. It's gmail@chucknorris.com

Submitted: 03-18-2013 12:42 Comments (0)

Whenever in doubt... Consult Chuck Norris. Just sayin'.

Submitted: 03-14-2013 01:11 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter

Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:26 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom to the hospital...

Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:25 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)

Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no life there.

Submitted: 02-17-2013 15:43 Comments (0)

Heard they found a way to scare off future rogue asteroids....Chuck Norris and the old guy from the Dos Equis commercials are going to stand on both sides of the world and just stare into space!

Submitted: 02-16-2013 12:52 by totalpackage Comments (0)

Why did the lights go out at the SuperBowl? Chuck Norris was bored.

Submitted: 02-04-2013 22:13 Comments (0)

Q: Why did the end of the world not happen on 12-21-12? A: Chuck Norris

Submitted: 12-25-2012 16:07 Comments (0)

@ChuckDamnNorris: Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Submitted: 12-12-2012 23:14 by Surge Comments (0)

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh&t from anybody.

Submitted: 12-12-2012 08:18 Comments (0)

When life give Chuck Norris lemons, he makes an apple pie, and it'll be the best damn steak you'll ever eat!!!

Submitted: 11-23-2012 01:08 by Fluff Comments (0)

Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill %99.99 of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the *blip* he wants.

Submitted: 11-18-2012 12:37 by PewPew Comments (0)