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"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake, after three days of excruciating pain the rattlesnake died!"
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Submitted: 08-26-2009 07:28 Comments (0)


Preparing for a meeting with Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 08-10-2009 14:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Consulting Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 07-08-2009 10:34 Comments (0)


Wondering what Chuck Norris would do
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Submitted: 03-09-2009 15:10 by Fancypants Comments (0)


Wondering how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 08-08-2008 00:22 by Talon Comments (0)


Chilling with Chuck Norris for the evening!
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Submitted: 08-03-2008 00:12 Comments (2)


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