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"While efforts to stop the Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico and attempts to stop the 150,000 acre fire in Canada fail, along with the massive sink hole in Guatemala, one cant help but think, where is Chuck Norris when you need him"
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Submitted: 06-02-2010 22:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Wondering why Chuck Norris has not fixed the oil leak...
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Submitted: 06-02-2010 14:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Mowing Chuck Norris's lawn...
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Submitted: 05-05-2010 04:05 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris's sister lost her virginity, Chuck found it an put it back.."
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Submitted: 04-30-2010 12:08 by Hazim Rihani Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise"
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Submitted: 04-29-2010 17:31 Comments (0)


Kids check under their bed for monsters. Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for ME!!!
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Submitted: 04-15-2010 05:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience"""""
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Submitted: 04-14-2010 21:39 Comments (0)


"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."
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Submitted: 04-08-2010 16:16 by Brades Comments (2)


"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"
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Submitted: 03-29-2010 14:55 by Arthur Comments (0)


Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.
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Submitted: 03-17-2010 10:07 Comments (0)


Corey Haim was sacrificed so that Chuck Norris could live another year. Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris=D RIP Corey Haim!!
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Submitted: 03-10-2010 14:43 by ANGELA | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra
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Submitted: 12-30-2009 17:23 by bob@bob.com Comments (0)


Taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
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Submitted: 12-03-2009 11:30 by TT Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face
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Submitted: 12-01-2009 15:39 Comments (2)


Adam Lambert makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-25-2009 01:21 by paul barnes | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


This status has been removed by Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-12-2009 21:37 by @CGRIN2049 Comments (0)


You know what??? if these face book quizzes were right then this would be my life. 1.) have heart surgery cause my heart is blue 2.)get kissed tomorrow 3.)get in a fight with Chuck Norris on my team vs. t pain and sacky 4.)save the world from the zombie..
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Submitted: 10-19-2009 22:00 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"You don't need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you."
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 12:36 Comments (0)


"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 09:35 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris knows where Scooby Doo is.
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 01:36 by @bigger23 Comments (0)


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