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"Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience"""""
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Submitted: 04-14-2010 21:39 Comments (0)


"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."
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Submitted: 04-08-2010 16:16 by Brades Comments (2)


"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"
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Submitted: 03-29-2010 14:55 by Arthur Comments (0)


Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.
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Submitted: 03-17-2010 10:07 Comments (0)


Corey Haim was sacrificed so that Chuck Norris could live another year. Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris=D RIP Corey Haim!!
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Submitted: 03-10-2010 14:43 by ANGELA | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra
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Submitted: 12-30-2009 17:23 by bob@bob.com Comments (0)


Taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
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Submitted: 12-03-2009 11:30 by TT Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face
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Submitted: 12-01-2009 15:39 Comments (2)


Adam Lambert makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-25-2009 01:21 by paul barnes | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


This status has been removed by Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-12-2009 21:37 by @CGRIN2049 Comments (0)


You know what??? if these face book quizzes were right then this would be my life. 1.) have heart surgery cause my heart is blue 2.)get kissed tomorrow 3.)get in a fight with Chuck Norris on my team vs. t pain and sacky 4.)save the world from the zombie..
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Submitted: 10-19-2009 22:00 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"You don't need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you."
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 12:36 Comments (0)


"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 09:35 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris knows where Scooby Doo is.
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 01:36 by @bigger23 Comments (0)


Ever wonder if Chuck Norris name was Charlie Norris...would he still be such a badass?
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Submitted: 10-14-2009 13:48 Comments (1)


Scored 1000/1000 on SAT only by writing Chuck Norris' name :P
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Submitted: 10-14-2009 04:23 Comments (0)


wondering what Chuck Norris would do?
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Submitted: 09-15-2009 19:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Says Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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Submitted: 09-12-2009 17:22 by Molly Comments (0)


Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
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Submitted: 09-05-2009 10:49 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris created swine flu when he sneezed on a pig and it exploded
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Submitted: 08-26-2009 14:31 by Green Lantern Comments (0)


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