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^ well I found Chuck Norris he was hiding in my pants O_o
When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity he went out and found it.
"if at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"
How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?
Chuck Norris deleted his Facebook & created fist book!
"Chuck Norris once donated 5 gallons of blood to Red Cross, none of it was his."
There used to be a street named Chuck Norris but they had to change it cause nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
"When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live."
"some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas."
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris bottles his farts and sells them on Craigslist as cans of whoop ass
When Chuck Norris does pull ups he doesn't lower himself to the ground but lifts the earth to him
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Why did Chuck Norris' aunt give birth to him? no one had the balls to sleep with his mom
If Chuck Norris sleeps he sleeps with one eye open cause he knows I will get him.
"Chuck Norris once told Steven Hawkins to sit down, he hasn't gotten up since..."
I don't need walls around my heart... why? because Chuck Norris is guarding it
Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. He dared one kid to suck all the helium of the balloons. This kid is now known as Justin Beiber
I Love listening to 2 fathers argue about who's kid is better. Cause both the kids end up winning Olympic medals or being Chuck Norris.
"If Chuck Norris is so bad ass..please explain the TV show Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos"""""