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Chuck Norris broke a vice trying to crack his knuckles.
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:49 Comments (0)


"There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
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"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars,, that's why there are no signs of life."
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Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:48 by chuck norris Comments (0)


In space Chuck Norris can hear you scream
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Jet Li is the Chinese version of Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 03-31-2011 00:14 by Mike Comments (1)


Charlie Sheen is only winning because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Submitted: 03-22-2011 16:35 by hovo Comments (0)


Chuck Norris taught Al Bundy how to score 4 touchdowns in a high School Football Game
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Submitted: 03-21-2011 14:55 by migasjoe Comments (0)


David Carradine could have beat Chuck Norris like a rag doll.
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Submitted: 03-21-2011 02:03 by punkie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Ghadafi vs. Chuck Norris.... Now that is what I will pay for to watch in wrestling...........
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 21:08 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it"
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)


"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:04 by hovo Comments (0)


Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:04 by hovo Comments (0)


Somebody saw Chuck Norris' diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)


Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can tell if a lie detector tells a lie.
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:01 by hovo Comments (0)


Charlie Sheen is WINNING... Chuck Norris already won...
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:00 by hovo Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris says stop, Mc Hammer doesn't say Hammer time Chuck Norris does."
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Submitted: 03-16-2011 00:02 by corey C Comments (0)


"Dear Chuck Norris, Remember- I kicked your A$$. It's on Youtube. Yours, Bruce Lee"
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Submitted: 03-15-2011 17:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


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