Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris defeated by Stephen Hawking's spare wheelchair.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:37 Comments (0)

OMG...Chuck Norris Again!! your Chuck Norris is 71 Years Old and Farts Dust...he sucks as an Actor...the only that was ever cool about him was he was once a body guard for ELVIS..but that was 40 yrs ago! he sucks ass and so do you his Disciples'...

Submitted: 12-14-2011 10:18 Comments (0)

BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris' ass whooped by Sandy.

Submitted: 10-29-2012 10:59 Comments (0)

"If Chuck Norris is so bad ass..please explain the TV show Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos"""""

Submitted: 11-23-2010 16:13 Comments (0)

What makes Chuck Norris so special? Is he a larger verson of Justin Bieber???

Submitted: 04-13-2012 13:45 by taylor swift fan Comments (0)

Stop with the Chuck Norris stuff. It is more lame that your momma jokes!! This is suppose to be a funny site!

Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:11 Comments (0)

Charlie Sheen is WINNING... Chuck Norris already won...

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:00 by hovo Comments (0)

Just finished watching my first Chuck Norris film and can now see what everyone is on about.... The guy's hilarious!

Submitted: 03-07-2012 13:34 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris starting in Expendables 2....just to let all the Chuck Norris haters out there know

Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:07 Comments (0)

By no means am I a Chuck Norris fan, but I'd love to see these p@nty waists run their mouths to his face like they do on here.

Submitted: 01-05-2012 11:35 by Joe En Lai Comments (0)

Chuck Norris called. He wants the 1980's back

Submitted: 12-15-2011 00:00 by zd Comments (0)

Thought of the day: I'm glad bees don't build muscles while flying around all day! Don't need a Chuck Norris bee swift kicking me in the face just to knock me down and sting me!!

Submitted: 06-24-2014 14:59 Comments (0)

Cant believe it!!! Not one single Chuck Norris-rapture comment!!!

Submitted: 05-23-2011 17:40 Comments (0)

"Personally I give credit where its due.. 2 words, Chuck Norris!"

Submitted: 05-21-2011 18:51 Comments (0)

Wishing I were British for a nano-second so I can share the same twisted passion for Chuck Norris, a non entity whom we here in America choose to largely ignore.

Submitted: 03-03-2012 08:26 by Not A Wal-Mart American Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet

Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:09 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)

....... Jason Statham vs. Chuck Norris .... Hmmmm.... I wonder who would kick the others arse?

Submitted: 08-27-2011 18:51 Comments (0)

Don't worry... Chuck Norris has about 7 bottle rockets and 10 Roman candles pointed at NK ready to go.

Submitted: 04-06-2013 03:45 Comments (0)

Whenever in doubt... Consult Chuck Norris. Just sayin'.

Submitted: 03-14-2013 01:11 Comments (0)

Heard they found a way to scare off future rogue asteroids....Chuck Norris and the old guy from the Dos Equis commercials are going to stand on both sides of the world and just stare into space!

Submitted: 02-16-2013 12:52 by totalpackage Comments (0)