Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris is not signing up for Obama Care, due to him being death proof

Submitted: 04-04-2014 17:30 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)

You can't search for Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris searches for you...

Submitted: 04-28-2014 19:17 by Potato Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits

Submitted: 05-08-2014 14:55 Comments (0)

Thought of the day: I'm glad bees don't build muscles while flying around all day! Don't need a Chuck Norris bee swift kicking me in the face just to knock me down and sting me!!

Submitted: 06-24-2014 14:59 Comments (0)

Antarctica is gone missing since yesterday. Rumor is that Chuck Norris must have accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge.😂

Submitted: 08-31-2014 02:44 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.

Submitted: 10-06-2014 22:01 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 08-05-2015 16:12 by Recovering hipster Comments (0)

Just found out Chuck Norris has bodyguards... AND A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO

Submitted: 11-21-2015 09:02 by snotty Comments (0)

I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.

Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:49 by val Comments (0)

If Chuck Norris were really a Texas Ranger, there would be no illegal immigration problem.

Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:52 by val Comments (0)

The government refuses to name a bridge after Chuck Norris because you don’t cross Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 12-16-2015 07:23 Comments (0)

When Alexander Graham Bell finally finished inventing the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 05-03-2016 15:31 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.

Submitted: 07-26-2016 22:10 Comments (0)

Lets bring back Chuck Norris!!! And get rid of Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Half man half woman former Kardashian husband now turned a woman who still likes women, Kardashians, Snookie, etc....

Submitted: 07-06-2017 11:41 by Zoomer Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can lift Thor's hammer.

Submitted: 10-06-2018 11:15 Comments (0)

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks in the closet to make sure Bruce Lee isn't in there.

Submitted: 01-20-2019 13:32 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris chucked an orange

Submitted: 07-29-2019 05:45 Comments (0)

Has anyone tried contacting Chuck Norris about defeating this virus?

Submitted: 03-12-2020 09:11 Comments (0)

I just heard that Chuck Norris made the Coronavirus sick

Submitted: 03-13-2020 16:28 Comments (0)

Breaking News! Chuck Norris tested positive for the Corona Virus! The virus is in critical condition.

Submitted: 03-16-2020 19:57 Comments (0)