Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris said go to youtube.com/werefamoustrickshots and sub or hes gonna hurt you

Submitted: 08-04-2012 06:33 by fts pure Comments (0)

DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”

Submitted: 07-27-2012 23:30 by Gee Comments (0)

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns.

Submitted: 07-25-2012 02:31 by 1568 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that is why there is no life there

Submitted: 06-17-2012 16:03 Comments (0)

When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up

Submitted: 06-14-2012 11:28 Comments (0)

God may walk on water but Chuck Norris cn swim on land

Submitted: 06-05-2012 01:38 by Fai\'tjie Comments (0)

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed...

Submitted: 05-22-2012 16:20 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.

Submitted: 05-21-2012 15:15 by BEGO Comments (0)

The sun gets Chuck Norris burn!

Submitted: 05-10-2012 14:43 by big-boned Comments (0)

Boooooomm! The sound of Chuck Norris Makeing Love

Submitted: 05-02-2012 15:01 by Little T Comments (0)

Chuck Norris made dorry stop swiming

Submitted: 05-02-2012 14:59 by biggydickson Comments (0)

Ever time you jack off Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face with the third fist under his beard

Submitted: 05-02-2012 14:45 by biggy dickson Comments (0)

Chuck Norris' Birthday is December 22nd... Good luck with that Mayans..

Submitted: 05-02-2012 13:17 Comments (0)

What makes Chuck Norris so special? Is he a larger verson of Justin Bieber???

Submitted: 04-13-2012 13:45 by taylor swift fan Comments (0)

The Big Bang happened after Chuck Norris farted!!

Submitted: 04-05-2012 13:59 by some guy Comments (0)

Brittney Griner is what happens when little girls drink Chuck Norris's sweat

Submitted: 03-26-2012 20:44 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris walked into a street light pole. . . the pole said OUCH!!!!

Submitted: 03-22-2012 23:26 by micheal Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can leap an entire year at any given moment.

Submitted: 03-11-2012 14:14 Comments (0)

When alexander bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Submitted: 03-08-2012 07:13 Comments (0)

Just finished watching my first Chuck Norris film and can now see what everyone is on about.... The guy's hilarious!

Submitted: 03-07-2012 13:34 Comments (0)