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There used to be a street named Chuck Norris but they had to change it cause nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:56 Comments (0)
"If Chuck Norris ever got caught speeding, HE'D let the cop off with a warning"
Submitted: 04-17-2011 23:34 Comments (0)
"When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he found it and got it back."
Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:27 Comments (0)
Aliens exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.
Antarctica is gone missing since yesterday. Rumor is that Chuck Norris must have accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge.😂
Submitted: 08-31-2014 02:44 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris can convince Charlie Sheen that he is losing...
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
"The Black Eyed Peas were originally named The Peas""....until they met Chuck Norris."""
"Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:16 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris can delete Recycle Bin
Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 Comments (0)
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:21 Comments (0)
"they once made a toilet paper after Chuck Norris, but it wouldn't take any shit from anyone"
"Chuck Norris once scared the fur off an ewok. We now know that ewok as Snookie""."""
Chuck Norris runs android on his I-Phone
Submitted: 11-20-2011 20:20 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris can block a punch with his face
Submitted: 07-08-2011 09:19 Comments (0)
I just hired both Chuck Norris & Jack Bauer to track down the "I'm So Funny" Guy. They gave me a discount because they understand.
"if they can't kill Michael Myers, they should just call Chuck Norris."
Submitted: 10-31-2011 01:49 Comments (0)
I truly beleive that Chuck Norris drives a Tesla Roadster, otherwise he would of done something about those gas prices.