Posted by TJ on Tuesday September 18, 2007 @ 10:26 AM
[Tags: humor, hints, work]

If you happen to be a office cleaner make sure you are following these steps to be the average cleaning professional.

1. Fill up all soap/paper towel dispensers (and lock if available) and but make sure that you do not feed into dispenser.
   
2. If you have to vacuum make sure to vacuum but only vacuum center of rugs to save time.
   
3. Spray a lot of Lysol and put blue dye into toilets but never actually clean the toilets
   
4. Empty all garbages, but don't pick up anything that fell out of garbage, that's too much work
   
5. Wear a lot of perfume/cologne. Be like most cleaners and smell like you just knocked off the perfume display case at department store.
   
6. Make sure you only clean after hours so no one else is there when you cleaning so they can't say you don't spend enough time.
   
7. Either leave stacks and stacks of extra supplies in the bathroom so you do not need to comeback often or not enough so your clients are happy to see you each time.
   
8. There's no need to clean every space every time. If you alternate missing spots people may never notice.