Accounting Jokes and IRS jokes
Posted by TJ on Thursday March 11, 2010 @ 12:58 PM
[Tags: accounting, taxes, humor]
In honor of tax season here are some quick accounting and IRS jokes:
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "Do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything."
"Your taxes are due a week from today. You can make out your check directly to Halliburton. Or you can do what I'm going to do. I'm filing my first joint return. No, I'm not getting married, I'm sending the IRS an actual joint with a note that says, 'If you think I'm paying for this war, you must be high.'" --Bill Maher
"It's tax time and President Bush is saving a lot on taxes this year. He's writing off his entire second term." --David Letterman
George Washington never told a lie, but then he never had to file a Form 1040.
[Tags: accounting, taxes, humor]
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "Do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything."
"Your taxes are due a week from today. You can make out your check directly to Halliburton. Or you can do what I'm going to do. I'm filing my first joint return. No, I'm not getting married, I'm sending the IRS an actual joint with a note that says, 'If you think I'm paying for this war, you must be high.'" --Bill Maher
"It's tax time and President Bush is saving a lot on taxes this year. He's writing off his entire second term." --David Letterman
George Washington never told a lie, but then he never had to file a Form 1040.
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