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What people need are Café Mocha Marijuana Latte's. . .
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12-14-2017 09:27 by
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For now on, should United airlines lose a passengers baggage. That passenger has a right to kick a$$ on one of their employees. . .
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04-13-2017 17:58 by
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Musical Electric Chairs. For death row inmates. Lets make it fun and televise it. . .
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01-09-2018 19:15 by
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Repaired a vacuum cleaner today. It was easy, I just stuck one of Hillary bumper stickers on it.. Now it sucks just fine. . .
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11-05-2016 08:36 by
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My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
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09-16-2014 21:28 by
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I'm so old, I remember the internet when it had no commercials. . .
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09-30-2015 20:27 by
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If anyone is looking for an unlicensed helicopter pilot give me a call. . .
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07-21-2014 23:04 by
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I think people can be politically correct all they want. As long as they shut the f#ck up about it. . .
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05-24-2016 21:48 by
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You know who your true friends are when they call you at 3AM just to tell you they love you and that their drunk. . .
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03-10-2014 19:57 by
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To all the horny female teachers out there. There are grown men who will gladly let you sexually abuse them. . .
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12-12-2016 10:09 by
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Let me be the first to say, I don't give a fly monkey kcuf the Kardashians are back. . .
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06-20-2014 11:25 by
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U - Haul is looking for drivers to bring back vehicles from Canada. . .
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11-09-2016 18:55 by
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If you think about it, to come clean is not an option. . .
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02-03-2017 13:34 by
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I am all for the death penalty, but I think we should make it interesting and fun. Make it a game and play musical electric chairs. When the music goes off one chair gets a nice charge. . .
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06-18-2017 01:13 by
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The best part about being an adult is, nobody can tell you, you can't have ice cream for breakfast. . .
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07-30-2014 09:38 by
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And in the news today, Justin Bieber has yet to be shot in a drive by. . .
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06-09-2014 22:11 by
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What's the shelf life of an Elf on a shelf ?
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12-18-2015 22:05 by
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Since when did everything I was taught growing up that was wrong to do suddenly became Ok. . .
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09-04-2014 09:38 by
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I am claiming everything ever written by Author Unknown !
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09-17-2015 16:43 by
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College wall posts, Welcome back students. Sex is not allowed in the dorm rooms. The students are like, " Yeah Right "
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09-01-2017 16:55 by
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