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   messageicon If god gived us free will, why does everything, I mean everything we do a sin? He should have just made robots.
←Rate | 04-19-2014 12:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
←Rate | 01-02-2014 12:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jimi Hendrix God of Guitar \m/
←Rate | 06-20-2011 14:55 by jim Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mexican words for the day...JEWEL & JAMAICAN Usage...I know one day JEWEL make me happy but today JAMAICAN me crazy!!
←Rate | 08-11-2011 13:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 00:57 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson's doctor gets four years in jail?!?! Thats because his victim was white...
←Rate | 12-16-2011 11:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guy with the mothball smell p ost, you sir are one sick puppy.
←Rate | 01-06-2013 01:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Budyy...."yeah you who is reading this"......Are you still waiting for something funnny? Give me a sec, I'm getting a BJ.....
←Rate | 04-21-2013 19:19 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon say Jesus loves you... He only likes me as a friend, though.
←Rate | 06-16-2009 17:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ironically this comes close to Obama's reelection! Hmmm... I think Obama and Osama are either working together or the same person!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 21:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎2011 is the sum of 11 consecutive prime numbers: 157 + 163 + 167 + 173 + 179 + 181 + 191 + 193 + 197 + 199 + 211 = 2011
←Rate | 01-01-2011 19:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon come on guys, off my back, I posted some funny ones this time. Gary K.
←Rate | 08-17-2025 11:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's Strong enough for man, but made for a woman, the back of my hand.....
←Rate | 04-16-2011 21:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bin Laden died on 5/2/2011 5+2+2+0=9 11 "9/11" karma's a b**ch
←Rate | 05-02-2011 15:02 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 20:11 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Steve Jobs is glad the iPad2 launch is Japan isn't today. Sales would have been disastrous.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 07:21 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've missed you guys like a retard misses the point.
←Rate | 07-07-2010 18:42 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon A pack of weed- 30 bucks, rollin paper 2 bucks, n the joy after smoking it priceless
←Rate | 10-13-2010 12:51 Comments (2)  


   messageicon has just realized there's a website that you can search for all the sex offenders that live within 50 km of your postal code, check it out!! www.plentyoffish.com
←Rate | 12-05-2009 18:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon heard that coroner's report that Gary Coleman died from a series of Diff'rent Strokes
←Rate | 05-30-2010 04:24 Comments (0)  



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