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If god gived us free will, why does everything, I mean everything we do a sin? He should have just made robots.
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04-19-2014 12:01
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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
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01-02-2014 12:00
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Jimi Hendrix God of Guitar \m/
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06-20-2011 14:55 by
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Mexican words for the day...JEWEL & JAMAICAN Usage...I know one day JEWEL make me happy but today JAMAICAN me crazy!!
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08-11-2011 13:49
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The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.
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10-27-2011 00:57 by
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Michael Jackson's doctor gets four years in jail?!?! Thats because his victim was white...
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12-16-2011 11:33
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Guy with the mothball smell p ost, you sir are one sick puppy.
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01-06-2013 01:25
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Hey Budyy...."yeah you who is reading this"......Are you still waiting for something funnny? Give me a sec, I'm getting a BJ.....
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04-21-2013 19:19 by
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say Jesus loves you... He only likes me as a friend, though.
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06-16-2009 17:40
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Ironically this comes close to Obama's reelection! Hmmm... I think Obama and Osama are either working together or the same person!
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05-02-2011 21:28
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2011 is the sum of 11 consecutive prime numbers: 157 + 163 + 167 + 173 + 179 + 181 + 191 + 193 + 197 + 199 + 211 = 2011
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01-01-2011 19:54
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come on guys, off my back, I posted some funny ones this time. Gary K.
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What's Strong enough for man, but made for a woman, the back of my hand.....
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04-16-2011 21:14
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Bin Laden died on 5/2/2011 5+2+2+0=9 11 "9/11" karma's a b**ch
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05-02-2011 15:02 by
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
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03-08-2011 20:11 by
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I bet Steve Jobs is glad the iPad2 launch is Japan isn't today. Sales would have been disastrous.
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03-11-2011 07:21 by
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I've missed you guys like a retard misses the point.
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07-07-2010 18:42 by
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A pack of weed- 30 bucks, rollin paper 2 bucks, n the joy after smoking it priceless
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has just realized there's a website that you can search for all the sex offenders that live within 50 km of your postal code, check it out!! www.plentyoffish.com
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12-05-2009 18:11
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heard that coroner's report that Gary Coleman died from a series of Diff'rent Strokes
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