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just heard Miley Cyrus is releasing a new song and dedicating it to Perez Hilton...it's called "Party In The Cell Block A"......
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I disagree... It's going to be a Great Friday!
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"Porn Actor Kills Colleague With Prop Weapon." It was apparently not a banana in his pocket, nor was he happy to see him.
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Studies show that California has the highest rate of Adultery and Depression....It's a sad State of affairs.
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05-17-2013 09:04 by
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what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalotapuss!
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03-02-2010 16:05 by
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gonna party like it's 1929.
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10-15-2009 22:59 by
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Catholic." ... ... ... He says, "Yes, I'm single & Catholic!" The nun kisses the driver then asks why he is crying. I lied. I must confess I'm married & I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin & I'm going to a Halloween party!"
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Ryan Braun - way to beat the "guilty until proven innocent" rap!!
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02-23-2012 22:20 by
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practicing the mating rituals of protuberant air biscuits
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11-26-2007 19:03 by
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So you saw my new boyfriend and ask me what happened to my standards? Well duh .. I raised them!!!
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08-31-2011 19:35 by
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What's the big deal about the Facebook changes? This is a free social media site you chose to use. Get over it or don't use it....seems simple to me
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im gassy while watching the news... imma go occupy the toilet
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11-30-2011 12:26 by
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This years strawberry picking contest has been won by a woman with NO legs !!!.............Jammy c*nt.
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