Cyndi Funny Status Messages

   We live in a " paper straw wrapped in plastic" kind of world. It's all stupid

   The fact that anyone thought Todd Chrisley was straight is wild to me

   Are yall gonna watch Biden and the state of delusion address

   Every other countries policy: you don't work, you don't eat! USA policy: you work, you don't eat!

   They say do what you do best. Stripper pole, here I come.

   Looks like facebook put itself in facebook jail

   Anybody on Meth need a job??? I'm opening a haunted house soon & I need zombies

   Dr fauci just announced we all have to wear jock straps now to stop the spread of covid

   Presidents day is canceled until we get one.

   How come no one has came up with a skeleton turkey inflatable with a santa hat on so you can put it out october 1st and take it down after Christmas.

   If the Wuhan lab had been in Vegas we wouldn't have to worry about this virus cause what happen in vegas stays in vegas

   Sitting here wondering. Did anyone ever figure out where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

   If CN N told you the only cure of covid-19 is to jump off a bridge. Which bridge are yall going to choose...

   I just wonder when they are going to post the videos of the new teen challenge "blow off your left leg challenge" or the new "decapitate yourself challenge"

   Anyone look in the mirror and it looks like you have hail damage on the back of your thighs . Asking for a friend.

   If Hillary becomes president she will be the first F President. Oh, sorry. I was going to say female, but the "emale" got deleted.

   I say let them burn ferguson to the ground and watch them cry tomorrow cause they don't have anywhere to spend their foodstamps.

   Ok word of advice ladies. a muffin top might be kinda cute but if you have a 3 tier cake top please don't go out side. you scare people. just sayin.

   walk dead fans. ever notice that the grass out side is never high. so do zombies mow the grass when they are not eating brains. I dont mow my grass for 2 weeks and I cant see out my living room window.

   in honor of it being 3 days into spring and so cold we will be barbecuing Punxsutawney Philly steak and cheese tomorrow