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   messageicon *<]:{ > Dear Santa, This year all I want for Christmas is thick hair and a thin body and please don't get it backwards like you did last year [:p
←Rate | 12-14-2010 12:38 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no such thing as being underdressed when you're going to Wal-Mart.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 21:40 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have not truly experienced ALL of Gods blessings until you have been on both sides of giving and receiving.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 22:43 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone can have knowledge, however it is only through age that you develop wisdom.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 08:00 by AT Comments (1)  


   messageicon If I ever write a book it's going to be about "People who waste other people's time by reading about their nonsense" but I probably will never write one so..... never mind.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 11:38 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the no passing notes at school policy should apply to teachers too.
←Rate | 10-07-2010 18:40 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon OH NO!!!! My purse is gone! How did they know where I keep it?
←Rate | 10-07-2010 11:46 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your life is boring when happy hour is when the kids take a nap.
←Rate | 09-29-2010 11:39 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whatever the mind of man can conceive, it can achieve.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 20:17 by AT Comments (1)  


   messageicon Great!!! Bought a Powerball ticket and a pack of smokes. Total was $6.66. BOY, I sure feel lucky for tonight's drawing.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 20:16 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon A penny saved is no longer a penny earned. It is a government oversight!!!
←Rate | 09-22-2010 14:38 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beware of those people who never post any statuses!...Come on now, we all know you're not JUST on fb to play the games, after all that's what a good ole game of solitaire is for.
←Rate | 09-21-2010 00:14 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon listening to her dishwasher washing, her clothes washer and dryer washing and drying, her air purifier purifying and thinking what an awesome multi-tasker I am.
←Rate | 09-19-2010 19:25 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering who ever came up with the saying "taking candy from a baby" as being something easy. I don't think they have ever tried it. I would rather take a salmon from a grizzly.
←Rate | 09-18-2010 23:19 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes......how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?
←Rate | 09-18-2010 01:39 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if bear cubs wrestle and bite each other to prepare for hunting and caring for themselves as adults, why do babies pull folded laundry out of a basket and lay it all over the floor? Preparing to be husbands?
←Rate | 09-17-2010 11:32 by AT Comments (3)  


   messageicon wonders when when when will I learn to post an independent congrats and not reply to an announcement so that I won't get fifty-seven updates while every other kind person offers their congratulations?
←Rate | 09-16-2010 20:51 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon took my dog to sign up for Welfare. The clerk said dogs are not eligible. I said why not?!? He's unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and dosen't know who his dad is!
←Rate | 09-16-2010 12:20 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry little boy who came to my door trying to make a better life for yourself, but I will not buy that 7$ candy bar from you when I can get the same candy bar for a buck at the store.
←Rate | 09-16-2010 00:04 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it is nice when people are at least a little humble, even if it isn't their BEST quality like it is for me.
←Rate | 09-15-2010 23:58 by AT Comments (0)  


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