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You will never understand people, just understand that.
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10-11-2010 14:39 by
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Those who complain the most accomplish the least.
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10-11-2010 14:38 by
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I didn't go see the Social Network because I was worried I'd run into people from high school that I don't remember or didn't like.
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10-11-2010 14:36 by
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Having it all together is not my style.
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10-11-2010 14:35 by
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I don't think Oprah has driven herself anywhere in the last 25 years. Her don't text and drive advice is like her giving marriage or parenting tips.
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10-11-2010 14:33 by
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I'm about as motivated as a Denny's employee.
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10-11-2010 14:32 by
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Want your favorite song to become your least favorite song? Just make it your alarm tune.
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10-11-2010 14:30 by
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I just saw a van that had two signs on it. One said "We Speak English" and the other one said "We Delivery".
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10-11-2010 14:02
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Never kick a fresh terd on a hot day!
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10-11-2010 14:00
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thank you facebook for remembering so many birthdays.
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10-11-2010 13:21
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When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. ....Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
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10-11-2010 13:11 by
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Old people tell the best stories.....
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10-11-2010 12:04 by
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I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'................. You probably saw our posters.
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10-11-2010 11:48 by
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Over/Under - Brett Farve: 70 sexting messages to NY woman while in town.
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10-11-2010 11:25 by
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I'd rather pump a soap dispenser a thousand times to get a trace amount of soap than spend the same amount of time refilling it.
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10-11-2010 11:17
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Hey New York....Hide your lady's, Brett Farve is in town and he brought his iphone.
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10-11-2010 11:14 by
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Facebook: making people think we really know their birth date
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10-11-2010 10:50
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I think Ben Roethlisberger got his hands on Brett Favre's phone??
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10-11-2010 10:49 by
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How to get comments on facebook......oops I thought this was google
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10-11-2010 10:44
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the accident that is causing you to be stuck in traffic this morning? It's Brooks Conrad's fault...
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