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Ladies, if you are not that good an artist on paper, what makes you think you are a good artists on your eyebrows? Stop domestic violence against eyebrows!! 
I love my smile! It's best though when it's reflected back on the faces of others!
There is a good reason why they call it XBOX ONE; You take ONE look at it and go and buy yourself a PS4!
Father's Day; the most confusing day in a trailer park where chances are your father might also be your older brother.
We now live in a wold where you are noticed, acknowledged and financially rewarded for being a douchebag while all the nice and good guys are ignored and neglected. Case in point, Kanye, Bieber, Kim, Minaj, etc
Doctor: How is your headache? Me: She is fine.
#RealMenHandleThereBusiness #Manup #growup #showup #liveitup "Happy Fathers Day!" -take pride in what is yours and be proud of the human you created :)
The ONLY 2 acceptable excuses a man can't spend time with his child is if he's DEAD or IN JAIL, Happy Father's Day
Happy Fathers day to all the guys out there... (No not single moms) sorry ladies but you had Mothers Day and you will never replace a man as a dad so stop with the double dipping...
If you're fearful about the government spying on you while you're online, hang out on Myspace. Nobody is going to spy on you there.
happy fathers day to all the ones who came home with the gallon of milk
Fathers day, the most confusing day in the ghetto...
Dear Dad. Thanks for not pulling out. Happy Father's Day!
I bought a book entitled "How to Have a Good Personality." It's a gift for my ex.
They call me The Beer Whisperer.
There's not much creepier than an old man with an earring.
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can double park anywhere.
Being born gaa why is the dumbest statement. You barely know how to walk but you already figured out your sex ual preference??? Fohhhhh
I polled 100 women on what their favourite shampoo was. The response was all the same..."How did you get into my bathroom?!??!?"
The 5-second rule should also apply to anything a guy says to his wife or girlfriend. If she looks like she is getting angry, we have 5-seconds to take it back. 