Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person's confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.

   Dear Ladies We also have bouncy body parts, but you don't see us inserting wire into our underwear to keep them in place. Let em jiggle!

   "What's in the box... WHAT'S IN THE BOX??!!!" Brad Pitt opening his wedding gifts.

   I remember my first beer.....Ah, who I am kidding....I was too drunk to remember. Plus I was like 12 so...

   i am now doing my bucket list,until I kick the bucket challenge.

   After getting an astronomical quote from my mechanic, I am going to try the ABS challenge. That's where I drive my car without anti lock breaks, until someone donates for me to get it fixed!

   Forgive them father for they are not civilized or educated.

   Seriously, if someone else had been shot in Ferguson, you know Michael Brown would've been one of the looters.

   Boy the way Led Zeppelin played, songs that debuted on MTVeeem, guys like us were getting laid. . . those were the days. . .

   Have you ever seen that show River Monsters? I just renamed it “1,000 reasons I'm NOT getting off the boat

   The music industry has suffered a great loss. Justin Bieber was found ALIVE in his hotel room.

   Nothing says "friend zone" quite like a girl saying "you're like a brother to me." (Disregard this message if you're from Alabama)

   Fact is. We'll all get to do the kick the bucket challenge. . .

   Oh yeah I almost forgot, I truly couldn't care any less that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married. She's just another example of rich white trash.

   I think I will go for a drive, just to pick my nose. . .

   Roses are red, violets are blue, a case of beer costs less than dinner for two. . .

   Joan Rivers is in the hospital doing the kick the bucket challenge. . .

   I really wish some people would do the ice bucket challenge with petrol.... As they where smoking

   my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

   Josh Shaw now claiming he broke his ankles keeping looters out of his grandmother's Bakery in Ferguson...