Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Why do people always make jokes insinuating that people who use crayons are crazy? I like my crayons! Especially the blue one. It makes my poo purple

   The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required to work there, "must not pop bubbles"

   After years of observation,multiple hypothesis,well-structured analysis and deeply reviewed interpretations.I finally came to ONE CONCLUSION: I'M NOT NORMAL

   let my personalities out for a night...I woke up with two hookers, a penguin, a pineapple, five teeth missing, and a tattoo that read "I'M FREE".

   look at this, it's a stick man rubbing his butt on the ground! ________&_________

   Paul Ryan joins older siblings, Rex and Rob, in attempt to lead dozens of grown men determined to undermine him.

   eHarmony has a 24 month plan. How fcuking ugly do you have to be to need 2 years to find someone??

   Congrats to Lamar Odom. The first guy to have cocaine and bookers actually save his marriage.

   as it turns out that 3 is the amount of times you can suck on your dentist's finger before she stops believing that you're doing it accidentally.

   The reason why you don't have a hoverboard is because Marty McFly and Doc Brown screwed up the timeline with their time traveling

   Back to the future was yesterday people hello the 21st not the 22nd retards

   ..... I turned my Back on the Back to the Future Day today. Where's my Hoverboard dammit?

   I expect to see a speeding ticket for a DeLorean going at least 89MPH today.

   Fun Fact: It took 4 trips back in time before Marty McFly was able to resist having sex with his mother.

   .... Just think ..... after this week ...... everything in "Back to the Future" will take place entirely in the past!

   Welcome back Marty McFly...and Dr. Emmett Brown ...Great scott.!!!

   So who is going to go see Jaws 19 in 3d with me tonight?

   If there was an earthquake today, Marty McFly wouldn't notice.

   Who cares if its back to the future day The real version is Marty is on welfare and Doc is in jail for touching little boys.

   People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world