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   messageicon Just in. Anthony Weiner sends apology sext to entire Clinton campaign.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 15:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be dressed up tonight as a dad who sends his kids house to house to beg for handouts while eating their candy in the street like a hobo zombie.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 14:05 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Election 2016. The real American Horror Story.....
←Rate | 10-31-2016 13:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to laugh so hard at all the Hillary haters sucking on it on Nov. 9th. Open wide, and insert Anthony Weiner.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 11:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be glad when this election is over so I can stop making posts that put me on Hillary's hit-list.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 08:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone has to lie, cheat and steal to get your vote, they're not the leader you're looking for.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 07:07 by pimpjuice Comments (1)  


   messageicon When people dressed like witches, strippers and hobos show up at my front door it must be Halloween because my family reunion was in July.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 05:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon " I have known @nthony Weiner for a long long time and consider him a very good friend, His sudden impending suspicious suicide will take a serious toll on all of us." ----- Hillary Clinton
←Rate | 10-30-2016 22:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon HA ... According to the Democr@ts and the DNC those so called "Russian Hackers" were much better than we thought!! Apparently they were actually able to hack Hillary's emails from the NSA, Put them on Huma's laptop and then pin it on Mr. Weiner.
←Rate | 10-30-2016 21:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand that includes a threat of vandalism.
←Rate | 10-30-2016 19:02 by Herbie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Flubs. 109 and counting
←Rate | 10-30-2016 18:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all of you Hill@ry supporters out there ..... It might be important to note that Wikileaks has NEVER had to retract even a single story for False Information ..... Period. In short ... They are all true.
←Rate | 10-30-2016 17:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so happy these environmentally friendly toilets save at least 3x the water. That’s roughly how many times I need to flush.
←Rate | 10-30-2016 15:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon HA .... The US Attorney General Lynch aka "America's Chief Law Enforcement Officer" ..... Is Pleading the Fifth to avoid disclosing information that may incriminate her ..... Just think about that one for a moment!!!
←Rate | 10-30-2016 15:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walmart Cashier: Did you find everything you were looking for?... Me: Well, I couldn't find-..... Cashier: *finger to my lips* Shhh! I don't actually care.
←Rate | 10-30-2016 14:27 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Halloweiner Hillary and Huma
←Rate | 10-30-2016 13:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got invited to 4 different Halloween parties how am I going to go to all of them you ask?? Easy.... I'm going as Hillary Clinton's emails...that way you won't find me
←Rate | 10-30-2016 13:32 by Jon H Comments (0)  


   messageicon To ALL Hillary supporters: You 3 should be ashamed of yourselves
←Rate | 10-30-2016 12:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 9 more days till the beginning of the end.
←Rate | 10-30-2016 11:54 by Famolare Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spinal Tap: When you're lying in bed facing away from your partner and you feel two taps on your back; the universal signal for, "wanna?"
←Rate | 10-30-2016 05:49 Comments (0)  



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