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   messageicon Wonder how many FB friends I will be getting back now that the election is over?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 10:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This appears to be the year of the upset!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awwe darn it ...... I thought the election was today!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 10:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And that's why some people shopuld never play poker
←Rate | 11-09-2016 09:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What we've learned from this election, is that if you go black, you can indeed go back.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 09:42 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama, You're Fired!!!!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 08:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Can I at least get work release?" - Hillary Clinton, probably
←Rate | 11-09-2016 08:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sour grapes make the very worst whine...get over it, she lost.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 08:38 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy TR'HUMP' Day!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 08:17 by JCW Comments (0)  


   messageicon And the most googled topic right now is: How to move to Canada.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 08:14 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon The people have spoken. Now Women, GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN
←Rate | 11-09-2016 07:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think we'll be seeing a lot more of Alec Baldwin on SNL the next few years.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 05:27 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you thought 9/11 was bad, you definitely didn't see 11/9 coming...
←Rate | 11-09-2016 05:13 by LukeBambrick Comments (0)  


   messageicon We just Brexited Earth
←Rate | 11-09-2016 04:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK
←Rate | 11-09-2016 04:41 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh... Okay, not the choice I would have made - but game on! Let's see how bad it can really get... for science!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 04:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if he will put Hillary in jail now?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 04:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's so quiet at Hillary Clinton's campaign HQ you can almost hear an email getting deleted 😂
←Rate | 11-09-2016 04:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whats the Canadian National Anthem again?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 04:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That is a political miscarriage for the USA
←Rate | 11-09-2016 03:48 Comments (0)  



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