Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   "STOP LAUGHING AT US!" - Americans to the rest of the world

   Why are all the good open-minded liberals moving to Canada? What's wrong with Mexico? If we look at the map, it appears Mexico is about the same distance from the U.S. as Canada. So what's up?

   Hey BLM, dont worry. We havent forgetten about you clowns

   I feel sorry for Bill Clinton, now he'll never become the First Lady! :p

   It's a good day to be a privileged white man.

   Man, there's a lot of people here suffering from advanced butt hurt. Do we need to call a whambulance for you?

   You hoes saying you're leaving America but can't even leave your boyfriend after he's cheated on you 32 times

   After all that has happened this year all we need now is Dallas Cowboys win Super Bowl!!!!

   I truly cannot visualize the rambling, incoherent creature I saw at the debates now addressing the nation from the Oval Office.

   Other than the economy, climate, civil rights, and security, we're going to be fine.

   "Oh, so that's what they meant by Silent Majority!" -------- Hillary Clinton

   RIP Mainstream Media.

   Stronger Together. WTF does that even mean?

   I guess the dead didn't get out to vote.....

   Canadian Immigration site just crashed...no seriously, it crashed last night around 10:30 pm due to high traffic...let that sink in for a bit.

   So I guess once you go black you can't go back...you have to go orange.

   I guess alot of people woke up on the wrong side of the wall today

   No matter who wins the election the government always gets elected

   "I want all the Deplorables suicided" - Hillary Clinton, probably

   I hope America is happy. Canada doesnt want Whoopie either :/