Lettie Funny Status Messages

   My friend has just started his own business manufacturing landmines that look like prayer mats. Apparently, prophets are going through the roof.

   At a recent job interview: What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths? 'Well, my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.' And your strengths? 'I'm Superwoman!'

   My anti-aging face cream gave me acne... No need to go that young, L'Oreal!

   has just realized that if you change the word 'wand' to 'wang' in the Harry Potter books... they suddenly become a lot more amusing.

   dreamt she was a muffler last night.... and woke up totally exhausted.