Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Thank god the U.S. election is over......I almost forgot who Kim Kardashian West is !!

   make America Native again makes more sense, it was Never white and you know it, but denial tends to dominate your mind. go back to Europe. The more you disagree with this the more you prove your denial. Ready set go.

   America...the land of the dumbs.

   So glad republicans don't ever riot or protest. They have guns but they also have respect for democracy

   It's time for a Civil war to overthrow the legal government to install the leader demanded by the mob. Ya ... That's the ticket.

   How policies suddenly change once you get elected: We gonna keep the Obamacare and we gonna legalize some undocumented immigrants. Yes you gonna get the change that you voted for.

   I think before people are allowed to protest and try to overturn an election, The protesters should first be required to take a basic Civics 101 class.

   WOW, I had no Idea there were so many temper tantrum prone clueless spoiled little brats in America.

   I doubt most of these rioters even remember all of the amazing riots and protest violence that happened when President Obama was elected President ..... Oh wait ... there weren't any .... Ever.

   I'm a simple man, I see titties I click

   The so called bullied became the bullies and are now bullying America because of one bully? What's next groping?

   Meanwhile Mexico is digging through its couch looking for change to pay for the wall......

   Me: But God, where did the second set of footprints go?.. God: That's when you were dating that psycho. I wasn't sticking around for that.

   Hot Kraft singles in your area are difficult to open, and really not good cheese anyway,,,, So....

   I just introduced a guy wearing a hoodie with shorts, to a guy wearing a vest... They're fighting... Umm Wait,, That's actually making out, they're making out.

   Wtf? I like something and the site reverts back to page 1!

   In these trying times, I want to find good in this world so here goes,,,,, I am extremely grateful that Cap'n Crunch leaves far more gently than it enters.

   My favorite dinosaurs were the carbivores... You never hear about them because they went extinct before the others,,, You know cuz,, like all the gluten and such...

   Hey protesters, while you're marching for equality for something that hasn't even happened yet, why don't you march on over the ND where Native American rights have been getting violated for over a year? Oh, it doesn't affect you. Got it.

   All I'm sayin is how do you expect your gluteus to be maximus,,, if you don't eat your bacon?