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I miss the days when people’s biggest concern was Marilyn Manson.
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03-01-2022 16:43 by
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My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll beat you with my Bulbasaur.... :p lol
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10-09-2011 22:44 by
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___\(._.\) TO THE WINDOWS (/._.)/ TO THE WALL…
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10-10-2011 22:50 by
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Judge: "how do you plead?" Me: "your honor I plead oopsie daisies."
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07-03-2020 11:50 by
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Here, put these floaties on your ankles ...
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09-03-2011 20:56 by
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Does anyone know where I can get more Lite-Brite pegs?... I'm trying to finish my Will and Testament.
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11-24-2021 16:10 by
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Fun Fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, you can hear a faint, "Marco" and then an even fainter, "Polo."
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02-25-2021 17:05 by
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🎶 I got in one little fight and my mum got scared, 🎶 she said You can't slap Chris Rock because your wife has no hair.
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03-28-2022 17:52 by
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I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me Limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking?
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12-19-2016 15:37 by
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James Holmes was able to legally buy 6000 rounds of ammo online, and Tommy Chong was put in jail for selling bongs.
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07-21-2012 15:56 by
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All houses made out of wood are tree houses.
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01-19-2018 23:52 by
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The “thank you wave”👋🏼 after letting someone merge their car in front of yours is the one thing holding this fragile society together.
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12-04-2021 14:12 by
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I've had only had one glass of wine. . . Glass, bottle. . . whatever. . . A bottle is glass, right ??
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12-19-2016 15:34 by
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🎶 ...No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreadin' your germs all over the place... 🎶
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06-04-2020 22:27 by
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My ex texted me: I Miss You... So I replied: We're sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn't give a f*ck
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07-18-2012 02:02 by
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Place aluminum foil in a paper shredder ... BOOM TINSEL !!
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12-14-2018 20:52 by
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Thank god the U.S. election is over......I almost forgot who Kim Kardashian West is !!
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11-11-2016 23:00 by
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Ah, Easter. That lovely time of year that reminds you to take down the Christmas decorations.
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03-31-2022 20:05 by
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To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.
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12-25-2018 21:24 by
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What if... what if dogs love us so much because they know we're made of bones.
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10-13-2018 20:08 by
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