Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Storage Wars is fake? What will you tell me next, that Taco Bell meat isn't real or that Santa isn't real?

   Dear English Majors: How did the word "Dingleberry" get it's name?

   so many kids give carrots to the reindeer on Christmas & as they're flying you never hear of any droppings hitting a car or a roof.....id like to see that insurance claim

   If you don't want the answer to smack you straight in the mouth then I think it's probably best left un said!

   It's definitely gonna end on 21 Dec 2012. Not the world but the rumor!

   So it's 12/12/12...not the date, but the IQ's of Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton! ツ

   Dear Blackberry: after downloading your new 7.0 software, its fair to say I'm very disappointed, don't know if bbm talk can make up for this.

   12.12.12 - It's a good day to test a microphone :)

   It's all fun and games until somebody leaves the chicken in the beaver!

   If I owe you money I am definitely paying on the 22nd of December.

   are we gonna hear it all day about the stupid date? ooohhhh the numbers are the same. all my cheerios are the same too but I dont tell everyone about it everytime it happens

   My boss asked me to tell him a joke but I said I was too busy working. So we laughed and laughed...

   I understand why they call that speech software "Dragon", because their 2 hour commercials Drag-on.

   Happy Hump Day this. It's too far in to see the weekend from either direction.

   even my 16 y/o thinks the 12-12-12 stuff is lame and she's all, like, YOLO...

   Women are like snowflakes. They can't drive.

   I do not understand why people create gags about 10.10.10, 11.11.11 or 12.12.12 while everyone knows that nothing can replace the curiosity of 36.24.36

   Airport security has just made sure that I don't have weapons or prostate cancer

   It's so cold outside my nipples just typed this status.

   Anyone who says they DON"T fart, is full of s hit...