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   messageicon Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
←Rate | 10-11-2012 21:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thursday Night Football on the same time during the Vice Presidential debate....well played NFL, well played.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 21:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BIDEN'S laugh is scaring me... and the inner boy within me keeps screaming "I need an adult."
←Rate | 10-11-2012 21:59 by Malichai Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paul Ryan looks like Doug, Dougie, Doug, Doug from "The Hangover"
←Rate | 10-11-2012 22:05 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hollister should offer complimentary gas masks and ear plugs when you walk in the store
←Rate | 10-11-2012 22:34 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon if we'd had female candidates there'd be a big ol' cat fight right about now!!
←Rate | 10-11-2012 22:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my wife said I drink too much and don't exercise enough. So I stole her pedometer. Half mile so far from the living room to the fridge!
←Rate | 10-11-2012 22:48 by glt23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That Mark Walberg must be a funny MF... He sure had Regis Philbin smiling up a storm on Antiques Roadshow tonight...
←Rate | 10-12-2012 00:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hipsters: being uncool on purpose since 1979...don't believe me? I heard it on vinyl...
←Rate | 10-12-2012 00:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 10-11-12... Sooo Exciting... Not!!. I think we all know, the BIG day we're all really waiting for is in seventy days and counting... Be afraid. Be very afraid! Brohahaha!!.
←Rate | 10-12-2012 00:55 by TRUTH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Magic Mike...50 Shades of Grey...I knew I should have bought stock in Duracell this year.
←Rate | 10-12-2012 01:41 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Understanding is what allows someone like me to tolerate someone like you.
←Rate | 10-12-2012 01:41 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon What kinda shoe do pedoophiles wear? White vans.
←Rate | 10-12-2012 02:30 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon One poll out this morning declares Bidens Dentist was the winner in last nights debate
←Rate | 10-12-2012 06:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those who say sex is not everything are usually not good at it anyways.
←Rate | 10-12-2012 06:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need ten well behaved cats and ten cat sized business suits.
←Rate | 10-12-2012 07:29 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Biden's teeth were so white last night, they're voting for Romney.
←Rate | 10-12-2012 07:32 by Mark Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Biden would be a hell of a Walmart door greeter.
←Rate | 10-12-2012 07:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate when you meet someone attractive as hell with the personality of a wall? -.-
←Rate | 10-12-2012 08:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies a real gentleman asks for your name not your number
←Rate | 10-12-2012 09:13 Comments (0)  



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