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   messageicon Why did the chicken cross the road? To show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!!
←Rate | 11-04-2011 02:16 by zubin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hide your true colors and let people paint their picture of you.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 01:09 by zubin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw my Sri Lankan friends slurping tea out of a saucer this morning. When I asked why, they said because the Indians took the cup :D
←Rate | 04-04-2011 03:39 by zubin Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend came over to my place for the first time this evening, I said "Just remember,my grandmother is a bit old & hard of hearing. So speak nicely,speak slowly & speak loudly." I then whispered to my perfectly capable grandmother "My friend is slightly
←Rate | 11-09-2011 04:03 by Zubin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Continued - "My friend is slightly retarded." Oh,what a fun evening this was.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 04:06 by zubin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who said money can't buy class ? And also a trident large enough to poke the Red Devils royally in their own back yard....Gory Gory Man United.
←Rate | 10-23-2011 10:54 by Zubin Comments (0)  



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