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   messageicon Imagine the disappointment if a wolf knew it’s descendant would be a pug. That’s how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun.
←Rate | 11-02-2018 12:32 by T Comments (0)  

   messageicon Turning on your lights and sirens after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship
←Rate | 12-06-2018 16:05 by T Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm here to announce that I too am suspending my Presidential Campaign. I want to thank all my supporters and the one or two of you that even knew that I was running.
←Rate | 03-20-2020 00:06 by T Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love spending time with the woman of my dreams, it's the waking up and needing a cold shower bit I hate.
←Rate | 03-09-2010 17:21 by t Comments (0)  

   messageicon The roast of Donald Trump wouldve been alot funnier with Greg Giraldo mixed in there I loved his jokes on the previous ones.... R.I.P Greg
←Rate | 03-16-2011 09:36 by T Comments (0)  

   messageicon realized that alcohol is not the answer,it just makes you forget the question
←Rate | 05-15-2011 03:28 by T Comments (0)  

   messageicon loves to give false and misleading information to gossipers... it messes them up and makes them look ridiculously stupid! hahaha
←Rate | 02-23-2010 21:24 by t Comments (0)  

   messageicon The police got in a foot chase with a computer hacker. They didn’t catch him. He just ransomware.
←Rate | 09-03-2020 16:14 by T Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whoever said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store clearly lied. Everyone else had clothes on.
←Rate | 03-25-2020 14:53 by T Comments (0)  

   messageicon What others perceive,what others think,what does that has to do with you? World's a game,why you should be playing by their rules
←Rate | 05-15-2011 03:34 by T Comments (0)  

   messageicon funny how the smell of a fart can remind you of the meals you've consumed for the day
←Rate | 02-26-2012 15:36 by T Comments (0)  


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