predasa Funny Status Messages

   sometimes you gotta save peoples numbers just so you know which ones to ignore!!

   When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at will change...

   ~ Proud to be the winner of the sperm race ~

   It's not complicated....it's confusing & stressfull

   so hot that he needs someone to become a fan!!

   im not weired... you just dont know me well enough

   Congratulations! You have just won 100,000,000 dollars in the mobile draw reply with full name, D.O.B, address etc. to claim your price. By courtesy of the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe.

   considering taking on a plumbing study course in an attempt to find a $200,000 Dollar ring down th toilet drain. I already got a diving suite anyway...

   havin octopus for dinner tonight :)

   OH MY LORD!! I nearly sat on the toilet without my android...

   internet dating... ~ welcome to the future ~