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   messageicon wondering, how many rich people in Nigeria is there? Cause every day, according to my emails, at least 5 die & want to leave me their money...
←Rate | 02-08-2011 19:02 by Mile Comments (0)  

   messageicon figured out that bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
←Rate | 02-01-2011 01:50 by mile Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
←Rate | 02-01-2011 02:00 by Mile Comments (0)  

   messageicon All the problems in out country right now and our President is playing more golf than Tiger Woods!!! FML.
←Rate | 06-03-2010 23:41 by Mile Comments (0)  

   messageicon She: "Ummm, I dont think we should, I have I boyfriend." He: "So? I have a skateboard but I'd much rather drive a car"
←Rate | 02-22-2011 00:55 by Mile Comments (0)  

   messageicon upset :( threw my iPhone with the "flight mode" on, but it didn't fly...
←Rate | 03-08-2011 04:49 by Mile Comments (0)  

   messageicon this heat is making me as confused as a baby in a strip club...
←Rate | 02-01-2011 02:02 by Mile Comments (0)  


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