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   messageicon Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair
←Rate | 04-22-2014 18:50 by J Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you watch Black Swan backwards, it's about a dancer who cures her insanity by sleeping with Mila Kunis.
←Rate | 11-21-2011 17:16 by J Comments (0)  

   messageicon 'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as 'surprise adoption
←Rate | 07-23-2010 12:36 by j Comments (0)  

   messageicon The difference between me and some other guys: If my significant other cheats on me, their ass will be out the door, no excuses, no second chances.
←Rate | 01-26-2013 19:29 by j Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's so cute how the outdoors try to compete with the internet.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 00:19 by J Comments (0)  

   messageicon determined to slam a revolving door...I will do this!
←Rate | 06-30-2010 17:04 by J Comments (0)  

   messageicon Adele's ex-boyfriend and Gotye's ex-girlfriend should totally hook up.
←Rate | 05-14-2012 21:17 by J Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Ben Roethlisberger is actually getting married tomorrow----- I see no reason why Michael Vick cant own a dog!! :P
←Rate | 04-08-2011 18:07 by J Comments (0)  

   messageicon Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 06:54 by J Comments (0)  

   messageicon In this bright future you can't forget your past. - Bob Marley, RIP
←Rate | 05-11-2011 21:30 by J Comments (0)  

   messageicon recommending a Magic 8 Ball for times when Obama has no teleprompter.
←Rate | 08-29-2009 00:06 by j Comments (0)  


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