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   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: New iPad Will Do Same Sh*t other iPads Already Do!
←Rate | 03-07-2012 23:53 by danonate Comments (0)  

   messageicon Best part of the Oscars was The Good Morning America commercial where Charlie Sheen says "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen!"
←Rate | 02-28-2011 00:02 by danonate Comments (0)  

   messageicon Before sex, you help each other get naked.. After sex, you only dress yourself.. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once your f*cked!
←Rate | 09-01-2011 12:04 by danonate Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING NEWS!! As a result of the tsunami that hit Hawaii, Barack Obama's birth certificate was finally FOUND... Washed up on shore!! ;)
←Rate | 03-11-2011 14:59 by danonate Comments (0)  


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