christineusar Funny Status Messages

   Got my Halloween costume- Snookie! I will wear clothes 5 sizes too small, paint my body umpa loompa orange, walk around half naked, drunk and obnoxious.

   I wonder if Toyota sent BP a Thank You note

   Dear Soulja Boy- your music sucks even more than it did before! Way to insult the Soldiers who buy your music. PRICK!

   Starting my new excercise routine- I am tired of looking like I have two sets of breasts.

   Round the clock unnecessary news on this...would have been more interesting if choosing the new pope was a production of the tv series Punked.

   If Casey Anthony writes a book called "If I did it", I will snap.

   Dear Walmart: If your employees "appear" to be incredibly overweight, they ought to know that fitting in to a size 2 gives the wrong impression of your organization. I do not enjoy viewing what looks like to be a belly button when I approach an employee.

   Dear Mrs. Obama- I've scheduled some movers for tomorrow at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.