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   messageicon I once went on a date with a homeless girl... the only good thing about it was when the date was over I could just drop her off anywhere.
←Rate | 02-03-2012 22:56 by choosejoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nails didn't keep Christ to the cross, His love for you did. Have a Happy Easter.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 07:53 by Choosejoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just set off the airport metal detector with my abs of steel.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 19:36 by choosejoy Comments (0)  

   messageicon proofreading can save your life... I sent a text from New Orleans to my wife that should have read, "Havin a blast, wish you were here". But instead it read, "Havin a blast, wish you were her".
←Rate | 12-02-2011 06:21 by choosejoy Comments (0)  


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