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   messageicon The Girlfriend left a note on the fridge "IT'S NOT WORKING, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE , I'M GOING TO MOTHERS " I opened the fridge, the light came on, The Beer was Cold,,, What the Hell is she talking about !?!?
←Rate | 08-03-2012 17:33 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do camels think their feet looks like pussies?
←Rate | 06-08-2010 21:36 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hope the lottery girl pulls out my balls tonight....
←Rate | 01-13-2016 21:11 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm waiting for my marriage license to expire because I'm not going to renew
←Rate | 03-19-2010 22:27 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's worse...being the paparazzi who has to take photos of Justin Bieber or being the paparazzi who gets his ass kicked by Justin Beiber?
←Rate | 05-29-2012 10:19 by Bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can PUT YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES ON AND DEAL WITH IT only so many times. Then the elastic breaks... and you really show your butt.
←Rate | 07-15-2011 12:53 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon got a new toilet brush, I tried it, but I think I'm going to stick with the paper.
←Rate | 06-05-2010 00:57 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon Had a great weekend, now Monday just like always comes and steps in and ruins it
←Rate | 09-26-2011 08:38 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon Next time send the navy seals after Casey, not the Orange county sheriff
←Rate | 07-07-2011 14:00 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon How many days should you wait, before you tell your buddy that you didn't get the message, that he needed help moving?
←Rate | 06-06-2010 22:10 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon I use to hear snap crackle pop, and think of breakfast time. Now I hear it, I think I had better get out of this chair.
←Rate | 06-17-2010 12:44 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon "A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."
←Rate | 03-24-2011 15:49 by Bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Cinderella's shoe fit perfect, why did it slip off to start with?
←Rate | 05-04-2013 00:04 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon My neighbor is in training to become a porn star. I asked her how her first day went. She said it was a lot to take in.
←Rate | 12-16-2014 18:34 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lance Armstrong probably didn't have the balls to admit he was using drugs
←Rate | 01-15-2013 11:56 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon The smoke alarm just went off....dinners ready!
←Rate | 06-17-2010 12:47 by bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon Due to sanitary reasons, we will not and cannot accept any money that comes out of bras.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 17:48 by Bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet the vampires goes crazy when Bella is ragging....
←Rate | 07-23-2010 17:13 by bubba Comments (0)  


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