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I think They should make a Pregnancy app. You just pee on your phone and it tells you if you are pregnant. Your move apple!
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11-11-2010 11:17 by Boo
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The awkward moment when one of your friends has the same facebook status as you...Damn this page.. they are onto me!
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03-24-2011 12:55 by BOO
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Facebook is the Hotel California of the new millennium. You can log out any time you like, but you can never leave.
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10-01-2010 17:39 by boo
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#891... you didnt inbox me a number but I've always wanted to say this to you. Your depressing posts piss me off to no end! You need a haircut, I dont think he loves you anymore either, and I really dont give a Shi! what adorable trick your cat did today!
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12-08-2010 15:19 by BOO
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oly crap! I just realized that I'm still "it" from a game of tag in 1987.
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04-18-2011 16:09 by Boo
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I got gas today for $2.45 to bad it was from taco bell
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06-28-2011 17:52 by BOO
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How does that old saying go.. Nice guys finish, In their hand?
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10-05-2010 10:43 by boo
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Dear windshield wipers,...You cant touch this.....Sincerely, The triangle
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03-25-2011 11:33 by boo
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Sometimes, I just want to copy someone else's status word for word just to see if they would notice..
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08-26-2010 11:37 by boo
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It's My late night and I Forgot to bring my lunch and dinner to work with me. My "things I would do for a Klondike bar" list, is rapidly starting to grow!
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09-08-2010 19:05 by boo
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The awkard moment when your names is also Casey Anthony, and you log into facebook just to find that all of your frineds want you to burn in hell..
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07-05-2011 15:54 by BOO
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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?.... Wipes his ass.
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09-14-2010 11:31 by Boo
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No I do not want to see who deleted you from facebook in 2010.. And if you keep it up, I'm going to be first on the list for 2011..
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02-05-2011 11:02 by BOO
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Ok, it's official...I spend way too much time on facebook. I just caught myself giving my boss a thumbs up because I liked something He said.. God help me!
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08-27-2010 13:20 by BOO
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Can you believe that people are actually paying Atheists $150 to take care of their pets after the Rapture???!!! I'm just mad because I paid more than that for them to harvest my crops on Farmville.... :(
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05-21-2011 14:45 by BOO
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Today I'm wearing my new underwear, On the front it reads "I would do anything for love" and the back says "But I wont do that"...
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02-14-2014 15:49 by Boo
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Would you tap that???..I wouldnt even poke it on facebook!!!!
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10-13-2010 15:26 by BOO
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This just in... OJ Found not quilty... Oh wait...
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07-05-2011 15:26 by Boo
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Flash forward to July 5, 2024 headlines..... 13 years to the day of being found not guilty of the murder of her daughter...Casey Anythony breaks into a Las Vegas hotel, guns drawn to steal back old pictures of when she was a professional club rat! (See OJ
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07-05-2011 15:17 by BOO
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You have no idea how bad I want to write "Navidad" under the "For Lease" sign up the street!....Just Sayin...
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01-07-2011 16:31 by BOO
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