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   messageicon ever notice how the automatic flush sensors in public restrooms kinda look like hidden cameras?
←Rate | 06-15-2010 20:46 by Troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon accidently cut in front of a dwarf today who told me he was NOT happy. I said, "which one are you then?"
←Rate | 11-02-2009 19:33 by troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon just changed my profile date of birth and was really loving all the attention until my mom wished me a Happy Birthday. My own mother didn't even know my real birthday is not until April.
←Rate | 09-09-2010 18:18 by Troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Daylight Saving Time this weekend but try not to lose any sleep over it
←Rate | 03-11-2011 20:00 by Troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on again?
←Rate | 02-01-2018 13:51 by troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car
←Rate | 02-01-2018 13:52 by troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's all this fuss about gay rights? I'm pretty sure there are a lot more gay lefts out there...
←Rate | 10-15-2018 13:51 by troy Comments (2)  

   messageicon thnks you can observe alot just by watching
←Rate | 04-27-2009 09:30 by Troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon just saw a bumper sticker on the back of a Toyota today that said: "I Brake for NOTHING!"
←Rate | 03-09-2010 22:05 by Troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon wonders if balloon boy's parents are kicking themselves for not crashing the White House party instead?
←Rate | 12-01-2009 20:17 by Troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon you can't blame men for the forest depletion. As long as we are wearing clothes, we don't need napkins, think of the trees we have saved by getting greasy hands clean on our pants....
←Rate | 05-16-2010 21:03 by Troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno there's a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice too
←Rate | 02-01-2018 13:50 by troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks some people should not be allowed to drive, reproduce, or breathe........and especially not all at the same time
←Rate | 12-26-2010 21:27 by Troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if night-time funeral processions drive with their lights off or what?
←Rate | 09-09-2010 20:54 by Troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon doing a study on paranoia by following people around town in my white Crown Vic with 4
←Rate | 10-01-2010 22:20 by Troy Comments (1)  

   messageicon thinks DJ AM should have been buried in the morning......just sayin'
←Rate | 09-03-2009 17:00 by troy Comments (0)  

   messageicon how come every time I change my password it still shows up as the same 8 stars in a row ******** ?
←Rate | 09-16-2010 20:36 by Troy Comments (0)  


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